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Published on December 31st, 2016 | by Flipside

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Come On 2016, There’s Only a Few Hours Left to Kill Piers Morgan

EARTH – It’s only a few hours until this miscarriage of a year mercifully ends. With that in mind, we implore this year to take that scrubby-faced muckraker Piers Morgan away from us.

‘I think it would be the best way to round up an awful year,’  Everyone said to Flipside. ‘We’ve had too many tragedies this year, let’s at least end on a positive note eh? What about Bono, that’s a good middle ground.’

So to all of our readers, thank you for a wonderful year of patronizing our satire site, whose advertising funds we spent on Russian hackers. Now pray. Pray to your god, pray for the death of that rat-faced smut peddler. There’s only a bit of time left.

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