Published on April 30th, 2017 | by Flipside0
“That Jeremy Corbyn chap is a right shambles isn’t he?” reckons your dad
Jeremy Corbyn is an absolute shambles and not fit to lead this country, according your dad.
The Labour leader just doesn’t seem like he can run this country, says your beloved father, 55, whose bi-decadely forage into British politics has been sensationally halved this year.
“Fair enough he might be a decent bloke, but did you see him in summer about Europe” he said, in a west London-twang.
He added: “I didn’t see him once, not even on the telly. He’s a right shambles isn’t he? He can’t run this country.
“Where were Labour when Donald Trump was getting elected, what were they doing to stop England getting knocked out of the Euros in the second round, and where was their statement when that woman who cooked the raw chicken made the MasterChef quarter-finals?
“There’s no decent British rock bands anymore, La Liga’s become better than the Premier League and The Chase has been stripped of its prime time spot but Labour are nowhere to be seen – especially Jeremy Corbyn – I’d question whether he can run this country.”
“I probably won’t vote they’re all the bloody same anyway aren’t they” concluded your dad.
Before remembering, and chipping in: “Except Jeremy Corbyn he’s different but he’s really bad, he’s a right shambles, he can’t run this country.”
“He couldn’t run this country” he added.
Concluding, he said: “I just can’t see him in charge of the country, that’s just me personally, I can’t see it.”