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Published on May 25th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Hi There Do You Have A Moment No That’s Okay Have a Great Day

EDINBURGH – Hi there, please don’t click away. Just wondering if you have a moment. I am from the Church of the Latter Day Saints. Yes you may call us Mormons-oh okay. Well have a great day.

Hi there sir do you have a spare few minutes, blessings be to you sir, have a great day.

Hello, okay, bye.

Hello My name is Elder Brambleberry and I was hoping if you wanted to get a coffee to discuss no okay have a great day.

Hey, wow you’ve got a powerful stride there. Can I talk to you for just one, oh that’s an unpleasant gesture.

 

 

Goddammit.

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