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Published on April 10th, 2016 | by Flipside

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The Pope To Join Snap Chat

Following the recent success of the Pope Francis’s foray into the world of instagram, and his fabulously popular twitter account, Papa F has decided to take it one step further and join snap chat. Envious of all the other celebrities who are able to turn themselves into puppies, lizards and vomit rainbows, the Pope will now explore the many filters open to him, whilst conveying the word of God.

Speaking to the “Vatican Tempi” (Vatican Times) the Papa F has said “I hope to be as big as ‘DJ Khaled’ one day, I really think that the young people will listen to the word of God if they can access me through the medium of snap chat. It’s just so instant and connective, I know I’ll probably never have the same following as Kylie Jenner, but I hope to be as popular as Snoop dogg on the app. I’m hoping my live updates through Mass will be my USP.”

Youngster Kevin Maclare said he would definitely be more interested in Catholicism now that the Pope is planning on joining in on the filtered fun, ‘I would love to see the Pope as a unicorn.’

The Popes snapchat handle will be ‘PapaFGodMan’

 

 

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