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Published on September 21st, 2016 | by Flipside

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There Is No News Apart From The ‘Brangelina Divorce’

Waking up today, eyes wincing against the surprisingly bright Edinburgh light filtering though the curtains, I checked my news. Because I believe it’s important to stay on top of world affairs and important events that impact humanity. However, it seems only one thing that has happened, and will ever happen again in the next 24 hours, is the impending divorce of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, known through out the world as ‘Brangelina’.

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