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Published on December 13th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Theresa May Evokes Spirit of Christmas and ‘Saves’ The NHS By Ordering Slaughter Of All Baby Boys. Herod Style

 

 

Prime Minister Theresa May has announced she is getting into the Christmas spirit by unleashing a nation-wide wave of infanticide. Speaking at no. 10 May said, ‘Anyone who knows me knows I’m a very Christian and deeply spiritual personality, so I thought I should send a message. One of my aides suggested providing shelter to those in need from the Middle East. But it would be an awful bother sorting all that. So I opted for something else. Something in line with Conservative policy. This is the best version of cradle to grave I can think of.’

The aide added, ‘She sat down and read the Bible one night and it was The Massacre of the Innocents that really caught her attention. I explained to her that the real meaning behind the story of Jesus was forgiveness and helping others, but she didn’t understand the concept. Honestly the look she gave me when I was talking, it was like showing card tricks to a dog.’

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