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Published on December 15th, 2015 | by Flipside

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Tim Peake is the first British Astronaut to fly directly into ISIS

News reports are flooding in, all celebrating the first of Britain’s ‘manned-air-strikes’ against ISIS. Tim Peake has become the first volunteer to bravely launch himself directly into the city of Raqqa. He enlisted moments after PM Cameron announced the new and controversial policy:

“We will not have boots in the ground, but we will will have boots in the sky. Everyone else has done bombing, so we thought we would cover space. We will rain death, fury, and British values upon Daesh.”- David Cameron.

 

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