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Published on October 11th, 2017 | by Flipside

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To a Fresher

To a Fresher

(Upon a fourth year’s sight of one in Bristo Square)

Look at you, first year.

Fresher out the rapper, bushy tailed, eyes clear

A home scented sapling among sequoia trees

An uninitiated snowflake in a winter breeze

I’ll watch ye crumble tonight at the Big Cheese

And I’ll feel nothing.

Listen kid, this be a binary world the one that we line in

And you might not make the cut after life throws her great sieve in

You are not one, you are now zero

You are equal to nothing, for I am the hero

I’m a cheerless, fearless embittered fourth year

Didn’t you hear dear? And I don’t care for you, not one single iota

I had to like you before but I’ve since filled up on my quota

And I’m truly sorry if this fourth year’s dominion

Hath intruded upon yon nascent bliss minded union

Because needless to say, you will find my friend

That Uni gang aft aglay, and it will not end.

By Taikalilli – 8.10.17

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