SK8R LIFE INSURANCE (SK8) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION (EUSA) ▼-2005.21
ALEX SALMOND’S HAIR ▼ 230.067
CONSERVATIVE & UNIONIST NATIONAL TWEED CO (CUNT) ▲69.99
LADS, INC (LAD)▲1783.44
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION ZOCIALIST, INC (NAZI)▼2.48
BEDLAM THEATRE GROUP (BT) ▲ 5.74
EDINBURGH UNIVERSITY CREDIBILITY (UC) ▼ 1.000567
PETER HIGG’S SWAG ($G) ▲∞
BOTECO (BOT) ▲ 456.34
AVERAGE AGE IN TEVIOT (OLD) ▲ 67.45
PANDA CHILDCARE UK PLC (PCU) ✖ STOCK SUSPENDED
MILEY CYRUS EDINBURGH FAN CLUB (TWERK)▲ 42.67
DIRECTION OF NOSES UPON MENTION OF EDINBURGH NAPIER (NOZ) ▲ 90.00
EXAM PERFORMANCE IN MCEWAN HALL (STARE) ▼ 11.000567
TEVIOT CHIPS (SHIT)▼ 56.23

Entertainment

Published on July 9th, 2014 | by Flipside

0

Top 10 Edinburgh student holidays

 

1. The stays at home:

“I can’t believe I’m stuck in Surrey while all my friends are in Patagonia.” 

 

2. The internship: 

“I am what NASDAQ stands for.”

 

3. The cultural visit to Italy:          

“Firenze is way too touristy, Lecce sounds more edgy.”

 

4. Le Tour de l’Asie:

“Did we ride elephants in Cambodia or Thailand? We did so much in Laos it’s difficult to recall.”

 

5. The joins a Fringe production:

“I’m really looking forward to performing every night of the Festival!!!”

 

6. The stays in Edinburgh despite having no reason to:

“Edinburgh is so amazing in summer. Way better than London or Cambridge.”

 

7. The gets mortal in Leeds and wakes up in Waverley Burger King the next morning:

“Hope I used my 16-25 Railcard.”

 

8. The founds a new student magazine:

“Nothing like this exists, please write for me.”

 

9. The gets injured in Turkey:

“Their healthcare system is so second world.”

 

10. The cunning timetable fiend:

“If I take Oceanography, Introduction to European Theatre and Danish then I’ll have Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays off!”

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on RedditEmail this to someone

Tags: , , , ,


About the Author



Comments are closed.

Back to Top ↑