Published on April 18th, 2016 | by Flipside0
Top 5 Bars in Edinburgh
- A bar of soap
Edinburgh is full of shops where you can buy a bar of soap! From Lush to Boots to the Body Shop, you’re spoilt for choice with all the wonderful bars of soap to be found in this marvellous city.
- The handlebars on Mikey Skelton’s Fixie bike
Mikey is a bit of a cool guy, so he has a Fixie bike. In case you weren’t sure that he was a legend, he attached green sparkly tassels to the handlebars. Sick bars, Mike!
- Crazy Janie’s crowbar
Crazy Janie is one of Edinburgh’s most colourful characters, famed for emerging onto the Cowgate at 2 a.m. every other Saturday night, and bludgeoning an obnoxious lad to death with her bent and bloodied crow bar. Talk about no holds BARRED, Janie!
- Hungarian Composer Béla Bartók
Bartók is considered one of the greatest composers of the 20th century, and although not technically ‘in’ Edinburgh, with the wonders of technology you can listen to his music anywhere in this beautiful city that he never visited but probably would have loved.
- Getting barred from every pub in the city
For a real treat, you could try and get barred from every drinking establishment in the city! Spitting at staff members or urinating on other patrons is a surefire way to get you barred, but if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a leaf out of Crazy Janie’s book, and crowbar the fuckers into oblivion!