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Published on May 4th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Top 5 Things As Unlikely To Happen On Campus As Leicester Winning The League

 

1) EUSA President Juno Rosario Tonto gets a Nandos loyalty card and hits the cheese. Top lad nowadays, he’s the Bantersauras Rex.

2) Parlie Cheaters stays silent and doesn’t seek any attention.

3) The student left isn’t outraged. Like right now, even reading this. TITS!

4) You walk into the library at lunchtime and get a seat. It’s the stuff of legend.

5) Library cat is found alive. (We’re sorry! Truth be told we felt guilty even writing that but c’mon, we’re all thinking it).

 

P.S. We do miss Library Cat! L

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