Published on January 31st, 2017 | by Flipside0
Trump Announces Vladimir Putin To Be Pick for ‘Ministry of Love’
WASHINGTON – This morning US President Donald Trump announced Vladimir Putin would be his pick for Secretary of Love, completing the administration’s new cabinet lineup.
In a fake news conference, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said, “This is a great day for the United States of America.”
Mr. Putin, a former KGB agent and long-term President of Russia, wrote on Twitter of his appointment, “I am delighted by Mr. Trump’s decision to invest in me America’s hearts and minds.”
It is understood Mr. Putin’s name was initially brought before President Trump as a suggestion of Kellyanne Conway, Counselor to the President.
Ms Conway said, “We are living in an era of alternative facts and Mr. Putin is widely regarded as the leading expert,”
“We should all be grateful for his intervention.”