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Published on October 20th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Trump: I’m the only President to Prank Call Gold Star Families

President Donald Trump, has once again taken swipes at his predecessors, claiming none of them took the time to contact every Gold Star family, and prank call them.

Trump, the 45th American to hold the office, believes it is his patriotic duty to bring some humour into their lives.

‘Every time I hear about one of our brave, brave men and women, sacrificing themselves for this country I think, ‘oh this is tragic, this is a tragedy, so so tragic. Because I then have to think up some new material and it’s really hard for me. You can’t imagine how hard it is for me. No one sacrifices themselves for this country the way I do, so much sacrifice. The biggest sacrifice ever. I even hired one of these guys, he [Chief of Staff John F. Kelly] loves it when I call him up pretending to be his son. He laughs so much the tears stream down his face!!! Obama never had the heart to do that! Thank God Puerto Rico has such a poor communications infrastructure so I didn’t have to call all those ‘hombres’ up.’

Meanwhile an aide commented, ‘We didn’t know he was doing this, but when we found out about it we switched his telephone for a toy one. He only listens to the sound of his own voice anyway so he hasn’t twigged that the other end of the line just keeps repeating ‘the cow says moo.’ On the plus side he’s subconsciously learned that cows say moo.’

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