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Published on January 26th, 2018 | by Flipside

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UK Teens Rush to Eat ‘Fairy Platinum’ Pods Out of FOMO

Feeling like they were massively missing out on the gastronomical trend that has swept America, the consumption of ‘Tide pods’, UK teens are now finding their own alternative. The capsules which the phenomenon originally was inspired and led by are created by a company that is US based, and as such, the edgy teens of the UK have sadly, until now, been missing out on my internet based hijinks.

 

However, with the embracing of the three-compartmentalized pod created by ‘Fairy,’ UK teens are now able to embrace the trend that causes you piss soap and makes you feel like you’re doing something super ironic, even if you’re not totally sure where the irony is.

 

Isabel Chapman, a 17-year-old youth, had this to say: ‘I was loving all the Americans snaps of them having it on toast, and they looked super tasty on pizza. I just wanted to bite it! My mum said she’d never heard of ‘Tide’, but found me some really good looking, three colored pods! She thinks I’m going to wash with it, but I’m actually thinking of a cool video where I attach them all together with an elastic band and eat them like an apple’

 

Flipside does not condone eating ‘Fairy Platinum’ pods, bite into them and suck instead.

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