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Published on October 20th, 2016 | by Flipside

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EUSA to create a Vice President for Brexit

In a media announcement today, the EUSA sabbatical officers have announced that they will be scrapping the new Vice President of Welfare position, in order to create the new role of Vice President for Brexit.

Speaking to Flipside, EUSA VPSA Jess Husbands said, “While we’ve always taken inspiration from working hard for all students, no one seems to know who we are, so we’ve decided to follow the example set by previous Sabbs by coming up with some absurd foreign policy that we don’t actually understand and will have no impact whatsoever while angering a decent proportion of the student population. I think this is going to be our most successful campaign yet”.

While many students were outraged over the partisan position taken, some were actually quite pleased by the Sabbs willingness to generate controversy as it meant that they definitely existed and weren’t figments of their imagination.

Flipside’s attempt to interview Theresa May on the legality of EUSA’s move went awry, as our reporter was deported after security guards mistook his Cornish accent for continental German.

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