Published on April 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside0
Top Ten People The Grim Reaper Has Yet To Kill This Year (Leave Bruce Springsteen The Fuck Alone)
With the news that Death is once again acting like a douche and taken Prince, Flipside looks at who he’s yet to kill.
- David Attenborough – We all want him to be our Grandfather, and like the favourite grandparent that always made you feel safe, Death is going to be a real cunt one day.
- Iggy Pop – Seriously how is this man still alive?
- Keith Richards – See Iggy Pop.
- Ozzy Osbourne – See Keith Richards
- David Jason – Death would be a real ‘plonker’ to take him.
- Clint Eastwood – We don’t think Death feels lucky enough to attempt this.
- Paul McCartney – We all know that dick is going to leave Ringo till last.
- The Queen – She won’t, but her first-born son hopes she does.
- JK Rowling or Daniel Radcliffe – Basically whichever is the quickest/cruellest way to destroy any remaining vestiges of your childhood.
- Lorraine Kelly – She just seems nice. That’s enough for the Grim Reaper. What a prick!