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Published on April 22nd, 2016 | by Flipside

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Top Ten People The Grim Reaper Has Yet To Kill This Year (Leave Bruce Springsteen The Fuck Alone)

With the news that Death is once again acting like a douche and taken Prince, Flipside looks at who he’s yet to kill.

  1. David Attenborough – We all want him to be our Grandfather, and like the favourite grandparent that always made you feel safe, Death is going to be a real cunt one day.
  2. Iggy Pop – Seriously how is this man still alive?
  3. Keith Richards – See Iggy Pop.
  4. Ozzy Osbourne  – See Keith Richards
  5. David Jason – Death would be a real ‘plonker’ to take him.
  6. Clint Eastwood – We don’t think Death feels lucky enough to attempt this.
  7. Paul McCartney – We all know that dick is going to leave Ringo till last.
  8. The Queen – She won’t, but her first-born son hopes she does.
  9. JK Rowling or Daniel Radcliffe – Basically whichever is the quickest/cruellest way to destroy any remaining vestiges of your childhood.
  10. Lorraine Kelly – She just seems nice. That’s enough for the Grim Reaper. What a prick!

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