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Politics

Published on March 20th, 2017 | by Flipside

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New Sabbs promise to ‘Make EUSA EUSA again’

BREAKING NEWS: On the first day after being elected, the new Sabbs have announced their pledge to “Make EUSA EUSA again” by renaming EUSA as EUSA.

Speaking in an exclusive interview with Flipside, President-elect Patrick Kilduff said: Well we had a such a fun time being corrected during the #EdQT debates on how to pronounce EUSA, that we’ve decided to rebrand EUSA as EUSA so that there will be no more confusion. From now on, instead of the Edinburgh University Students’ Association, EUSA will be known as EUSA. If that seems confusing now, wait until you see my plan for the 30 foot statue of Alec’s Johnson.

When Flipside asked if he meant to say President Alec Edgecliffe-Johnson, he simply winked and moved on.

Newly elected Vice President of Welfare Esther Dominy added: “And just for the lolz, there’ll be no Gaelic on the signs whatsoever”.

Flipside attempted to reach current VPS Jenna Kelly, who responded by giving us the finger before shouting “Fuck this shit I’m out”.

 

Images: Andrew Perry

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