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Science & Tech

Published on September 16th, 2013 | by Flipside

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What does your student loan actually go towards?

The average University of Edinburgh student maintenance loan comes in at about £4,000 after all instalments. But Flipside wanted to know where exactly all that money goes. Here are the numbers we discovered after comprehensive research:

  • Pens: £11

  • Ready Meals: £996

  • Netflix: £54

  • Banter: £1,141

  • Unparticipated-in societies: £20

  • Toilet Roll: £87

  • Chippy: £272

  • Sky TV: £189

  • TV License: £0 (who’s ever going to find out, right?)

  • Frostie Jack’s (M)/Smirnoff Ice (F): £413

  • Notebooks: £3

  • Haribo: £84
  • Things you’re going to Instagram: £171
  • Lash: £344
  • Unexpected Nights at Hive: £39

  • Expected Nights at Hive: £70
  • Saturday Night on George Street: £106
  • Set Course Texts: £0

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