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Published on March 8th, 2017 | by Flipside

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For International Women’s Day, EUSA announces this Saturday’s Big Cheese will be Ladies Night, Because That’s All Women Want Anyway

VPS Jenna Kelly said, ‘Alec and Patrick felt it was important to do something so they wrote this statement for me, spelt phonetically to make it easier to read,

‘We at EUSA think all the lovely ladies in our lives, our Mums, Aunties and those we gaze longingly at but never know what to say to, are just adorable. We know it’s not easy in this man’s world but we say to you ‘don’t worry your pretty little heads about it’. We are on it. But firstly, as a mark of solidarity, we have introduced Ladies Night. Free entry for all girls before midnight! Alec and Patrick are real feminists in doing this.’

VPSA Jess Husbands added, ‘They got us both free spa treatment voucher from Groupon, I finally feel valued in my working environment, there’s literally nothing else I could have asked for.’

Meanwhile Alec and Patrick have been seen on campus today wearing t-shirts with the slogan: ‘Bless ’em I say.’

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