Published on November 27th, 2017 | by Flipside0
White Girl Struggles at Hip-Hop Karaoke
Earlier this week, white girl Sarah Sanderson had a minor existential crisis at a hip-hop karaoke night.
It all started out as a bit of fun, just a group of friends going to watch and possibly partake in hip-hop karaoke, before a tipsy Sarah was encouraged by her friends to sign up and perform.
“It seemed like such a good idea at first. I really like hip-hop, but I guess I’d forgotten how integral the N-word is to all the songs that I like. I thought ‘Fuck You’ by Dr Dre didn’t have it, but then I saw the lyrics and there’s a lot of stuff about oral fellatio that I wasn’t so sure about. And then the N-word came up anyway so I had to re-consider.”
Eventually, Sarah decided to settle on ‘Lose Yourself’ by Eminem, and knew every word, just like every other white person there.