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Published on February 21st, 2018 | by Flipside

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Why Didn’t They Let Us Go to Amsterdam! We Didn’t Realise There Would be an Unethical Power Dynamic in Haiti!

Following the Oxfam overseas scandal, workers have defended themselves by saying it’s not their fault that their superiors didn’t let them have a team building weekend in Amsterdam.

“Look” how can we be held responsible?” Said another advert for men not being that bad honest, “we wanted a team building exercise in Amsterdam where the kind of stuff we were doing is legal. Other suggestions included Bancock which is more affordable and Dundee, which is Dundee. We refuse to be held accountable for the actions of our penises as science has proven they are separate from our brains. We are the victims here make no mistake, we paid waaay over the odds for those sultry exotic earthquake victims. I mean sex work is real work, thats what all them intersectional-feminist websites say, I don’t see how they can critique me for supporting people, its’ not like there’s a entirely different power dynamic as I was operating as an aid worker and had access to food and medicine.” Flipside has checked this science which is far more balls than it is cock…

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