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Commentary

Published on February 10th, 2017 | by Flipside

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Widespread Shock at Student Out-Pricking Other Tories

 

Students and locals in the Cambridge area have been left stunned after a student at the little-known higher education establishment has managed to act in a manner that has even resulted in repulsing the local Conservative student body, or so they say anyway.

The horrible cunt, recently filmed setting a £20 note on fire in front of a homeless man, possibly ‘for the bantz’, has since been expelled by Cambridge University Conservative Association (or CUCA pronounce ‘cock’).

A party spokesperson said,

‘Behaviour of this sort will not be tolerated and completely goes against the values of the Conservative Party. A party renowned for compassion, understanding and decency. Now if you will excuse me I must dash, it’s my turn to reject child refugees today. *whistles*’

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