Published on February 10th, 2017 | by Flipside0
Widespread Shock at Student Out-Pricking Other Tories
Students and locals in the Cambridge area have been left stunned after a student at the little-known higher education establishment has managed to act in a manner that has even resulted in repulsing the local Conservative student body, or so they say anyway.
The horrible cunt, recently filmed setting a £20 note on fire in front of a homeless man, possibly ‘for the bantz’, has since been expelled by Cambridge University Conservative Association (or CUCA pronounce ‘cock’).
A party spokesperson said,
‘Behaviour of this sort will not be tolerated and completely goes against the values of the Conservative Party. A party renowned for compassion, understanding and decency. Now if you will excuse me I must dash, it’s my turn to reject child refugees today. *whistles*’