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Published on February 17th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Woman clicks ‘Interested’ on Facebook in an event she has no intention of attending

This morning, Edinburgh-based woman Stephaknee Flark clicked ‘interested in’ on an event that she ‘literally couldn’t possibly go to, I have yoga that night and then my flatmates and I are doing butternut squash frittata night – we do it every other wednesday when the moon’s full’

 

The event in question, People and Planet’s Gender-Fluid Socialist Vegan Stop the War Coalition Ceilidh, sounds ‘just up my street…I love justice’, claimed Stephaknee, before continuing ‘and loads of my friends will be there. I just hope they see I’m interested in attending, so they know how I feel about all these important causes, and how much I care, even though I can’t actually make it in person because of all the yoga and food’

 

Stephaknee lives in New Town, and will be promoting ‘Sticky!’ – the new night launching every Thursday at Why Not. Contact her for tables, guest list, discount drinks and a rip-roaring, soul-searching gut punch of a night!

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