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Published on September 27th, 2016 | by Flipside

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Woman Excited To Receive Equal Pay In Half A Century

 

A female second-year economics student is excited to receive the same pay as her male counterpart in over five decades time. Sarah Ludwig, from South Wales, said ‘It’s only half a century to wait! Yikes, by that time the plan is to have long left employment and to be settled down with kids. However, if I’m still working, it would be nice to be paid the same. I’m sure I’d just get on with the job and not complain either way though.’

 

A local business owner said of the issue, ‘It’s ok to pay women less anyway because they aren’t as passionate as men about their careers. Most women only get jobs to find husbands and then leave to have children.’

 

He continued, ‘After all, we all know women aren’t serious enough to study science or maths or be in charge of important things so why should they get paid the same to be secretaries and the office cake bakers?’

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