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Published on January 11th, 2016 | by Flipside

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World says goodbye to superior being after leaving it a better place

Breaking News: David Bowie, being so bloody great as he is and was, appeared in the sky before departing this world for good. He did so to say one final goodbye, and the world, for once, did not waste the opportunity to pay tribute to the man who contributed so much to modern culture and enriched all our lives.

Speaking earlier the world said: “We were honoured to witness this great legacy unfold over the last 50 years. You were, and are, a pioneer who pushed the boundaries of music and art in a way no other mere mortal could, your lyrics were inspiring, uplifting, tragic, poignant and full of humour and fun and you taught us the value and excitement of non-conformity. We are a sad place today, but better for having known you.”

The world finished by saying : ‘Thank you Ziggy Stardust. Thank you Aladdin Sane, Thank you The Thin White Duke. Thank you David Bowie.”

With that the manifestation of sky Bowie cheekily saluted, winked and dissolved into the ether, he is leaving this world a better place, indeed he is destined for better still.

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