Published on April 17th, 2016 | by Flipside0
You Won’t BELIEVE What Gandalf Said About Dumbledore…
Seriously guys, you really won’t believe it. The thing that Gandalf said to Dumbledore – it’s huge. It’s gargantuan. To call it absolutely bloody enormous would be an even more absolutely bloody enormous understatement. Imagine the size of an elephant. Double it. Triple that. Times it by eighty rhinos and a herd of blue whales. Times that by the size of the sun. Double that. Now imagine that the sun has an older brother – like our sun is this sun’s baby brother. Got it? Ok now times the size of it by that sun, and you’re getting an idea of how big this thing is.
So they were walking down the road, going for a round of magic beer at the Wizard’s Sleeve, when Gandalf turned to him and said…well what he said was actually a bit too risqué to print. But it was, as I’ve suggested, pretty bloody huge. But to imply what he said, cor blimey it was darned raunchy. Something about being a wizard, and how that’s what they both are. Maybe. Something along those lines is probably what he said. Just, y’know…general wizard chat.
I mean they’re still mates, and hangout from time to time. But honestly, that thing he said that I know but am not technically allowed to print…you wouldn’t believe it.