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Published on April 12th, 2017 | by Flipside

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“Your move Ken Livingstone” says bullish Sean Spicer

White House press secretary Sean Spicer has challenged Labour something-or-other Ken Livingstone to one-up his comments about Hitler, in a bullish statement today.

Speaking in DC this morning, Spicer challenged the ex-Mayor of London to produce a comment more outrageous than his claim that Hitler never used chemical weapons, without facing any meaningful punishment.

Spicer said: “Ken took the lead when he managed to only get a slap on the wrist for his comments about Hitler and zionism. Fair play, that was incredible, but I think I put him firmly in his place yesterday.

“Can he come back – well, I’d usually say no. But if there’s never been any better time or place to say it than the Labour Party in 2017.”

Ken is rumoured to be currently planning a comment about Hitler’s love of animals, but his major concern centres around when he will next be invited to make any form of public statement.

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